Your Productivity Sucks

After reading Lake Superior University’s 2009 list of banned words (http://www.lssu.edu/banished/current.php), I’ve been trying to come up with a list of my own. Turns out there’s a lot more stuff to ban than just words:

1. Jeans that reveal butts when seated or squatted.
2. Dogs pooping. Dog shouldnt poop at all.
3. People advising about weight loss.
4. Laugh tracks.
5. Celebrity without skill, talent, or honor.
6. Litter.
7. Anyone who doesnt think I’m adorable.
8. People who don’t like animals.
9. Mucous
10. Did I mention dog poop? Add cat poop to that. Poop in general.

I’m sure I’ll think of many others.